What Makes A Malaysian, Malaysian?

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League Club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When Streamyx come, you complain Streamyx too slow. When Maxis Broadband come you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain too expensive. At the end of the day you say Streamyx is the best, right?

3. When highway toll price increases, you complain. When petrol price increases, you complain. But when you go Starbucks buy RM 10.00 for a coffee, NO COMPLAINTS AT ALL.

4. When you cannot find car park at a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. But when you go inside the shopping mall and there`s SALE, you can even run from one end of 1Utama to the other end with NO COMPLAINTS.

5. You are always LATE! And the excuse given is either:

i-Traffic Jam

ii-No Transport

iii-Cannot find parking

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in University, but when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can `suddenly` develop an `Angmoh` accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.

8. When a government service id too slow, you blame the MALAYS...

9. When you pay RM 10.00 for something that costs RM 1.00, you blame the CHINESE...

10. When a building not good and collapse, you blame the INDIANS..

11. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say "Owh, He/She is clever-lah". But when Malay won a scholarship, you say "Biasalah tu..."

12. When a foreign stranger kiss you at the cheek to say hello, you greet pleasantly. But when a Malaysian guy kiss you at the cheek to say hello, you slap his face.


My officer said so… what say u?